I am not a fan of  Claymation.  Why am I talking about this?  Well, I am gonna tell you in a minte.  This is a blog you know, be patient.  *Clears throat*  Anyway, Google’s doodle for today was this scariness below:

creepy Claymation. Also, don't judge my plethora of tabs, you don't know my life!!!

Yes, the horror!!!  And this Cheekie chick that I sometimes converse with against my will says:

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/#!/pinchmycheekie/status/124122884208721920″]

And then me in all my all knowingness and wisdom say:

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Then after some more characteristic slander by Cheekie we take it this far. She is such a habitual line-stepper.

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/#!/NaturallyAlise/status/124133649582006273″]

Yeah, she always takes stuff way too far.  I hate her.  Anyway, I actually don’t know why Claymation creeps me out.  I think it may be the choppiness of the movements.  I think the disjointedness will magically pop out the screen and attack my unborn children.  This makes sense in my mind.   I also do not like the texture of clay, the way it feels and looks.  Just one of those strange aversions.  *shruglife*  But just when I thought the Gumby/Claymation madness was over, here comes my “friend” Bee with some mess

this is the link she sent.  Rude.

I think Gumby weirds me out the most, but there are other Claymation figures that disturb me.  Of course I will share:

I don't even like real raisins. Claymation raisins??? From California like Bee??? Do. not.want.

I never cared for the Christmas Claymation crap. (oooh alliteration!) Bah Humbug!

You know I report the hard hitting issues.How do you feel about Claymation?