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See What Had Happened Was…

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Hey y’all, hey.  As you can tell my site looks a whole lot different.  Well see what had happened was:

 

cartoon walking taco GIF

I was just chilling, minding my business and being generally cool like this taco.

 

 

butters boom boom pow animated gif

I then started making some tweaks to my site and cut on some music and got all into it and lost all in the rhythm and sh*t.

 

fuck logic animated gif stick figure

Next thing I knew the above picture applied to me.

 

 

florida evans damn damn damn animated gif

Yes, I destroyed my site. Well it was destroyed to my web designer general nerd standards. WELP!

lilo and stitch bedtime animated gif

So I slept on it and decided to just do a redesign. I am so ambitious and insane. Good combo. Good meaning bad.

whitney houston animated gif flipping hair

So I woke up and worked on it all day and fixed my mess... like a boss. *Curtsies*

 

 

The End. How y’all like it?

naturally alise web design logo

get into it.

 

All Words EVERYTHING, featured, Slang Fridays

Slang Fridays: “You don’t know my life!”

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In the world of urban vernacular (that sounded fancy, didn’t it?) I hear a lot of phrases that my silly mind pictures literally.  Of course, the infamous Cheekie, of the blog  Pinch My Cheekie thought about these things literally as well.  I swear we hang out too much on Gchat together.  Anyway, we started talking about different mental pictures of the slang we hear and and I had the bright idea of photoshopping those mental images.  Of course we thought it was pure genius because we are a little bit touched in the head.  Don’t judge us!  Any-hoo here is the second installment, I will do one each Friday or more often if the spirit hits me!  Enjoy!

You don’t know my life!/ defense mechanism

a phrase used to defend an exceedingly trifling action

ex.:

Alise: I think it is kind of messed up you cursed that nun out.

Shenehneh: I have bad history with religion.  YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE!!!

synonyms: You don’t even know nothing ’bout me!

you don't know my life

Boy: "So what, I don't even listen to Mary J. like that, YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE!!!"

Past  Slang Fridays: