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All My Birthday EVERYTHING!

May please be good gif

and it will be because it is my birthday month! Hooray!

 

So this week is a national holiday, it is the day that a foolish, slightly neurotic poet and class clown extraordinaire named Alise made her Earth debut.  *The crowd goes wild*  Oh, you can sit down now. -_-  Yes, this Saturday, May 7th is my birthday!  How old will I be?  Umm, nosy much?  Yeah, that means I am not answering.  Moving right along I wanted to share my wishlist, it is good to dream and throw hints to the universe.

 

I need help getting to the Southerfried Poetry Slam in Atlanta, GA in June.  Southernfried is a poetry wonderland of the best slam and indvidual poets in the southeast.  It has been a rough year financially, so I need a little assistance.  I could sure use a little renewing through a weekend of unity, poetry, and raw creativity.  It definitely can’t hurt.  If you;d like the help chip in (every little bit helps), click the widget below.  Muah!

 

I am a girly girl to the core, maybe the purple layout gave you a hint, and I love all things makeup!  I especially love nail polish, and I have got to have the China Glaze Crackle Nail Polish collection.  It is such a genius and cool product that needs to get on all 10 of my digits forthwith.  Ooh that sounded fancy, can’t take poets nowhere.

China Glaze Crackle

so purdy!

 

 

Actually, I don’t want much, the only other thing I want is world peace, but if I could get a unicorn I’ll drop that whole peace nonsense, because me and my unicorn would definitely spread peace and goodwill towards men.  See, I am insane hence why you need to get me to Southernfried so the first gift is the only one that matters… *long deep breath, drops mic*

 

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my peace dispensing unicorn... #swag.