So this week is a national holiday, it is the day that a foolish, slightly neurotic poet and class clown extraordinaire named Alise made her Earth debut. *The crowd goes wild* Oh, you can sit down now. -_- Yes, this Saturday, May 7th is my birthday! How old will I be? Umm, nosy much? Yeah, that means I am not answering. Moving right along I wanted to share my wishlist, it is good to dream and throw hints to the universe.
I need help getting to the Southerfried Poetry Slam in Atlanta, GA in June. Southernfried is a poetry wonderland of the best slam and indvidual poets in the southeast. It has been a rough year financially, so I need a little assistance. I could sure use a little renewing through a weekend of unity, poetry, and raw creativity. It definitely can’t hurt. If you;d like the help chip in (every little bit helps), click the widget below. Muah!
I am a girly girl to the core, maybe the purple layout gave you a hint, and I love all things makeup! I especially love nail polish, and I have got to have the China Glaze Crackle Nail Polish collection. It is such a genius and cool product that needs to get on all 10 of my digits forthwith. Ooh that sounded fancy, can’t take poets nowhere.
Actually, I don’t want much, the only other thing I want is world peace, but if I could get a unicorn I’ll drop that whole peace nonsense, because me and my unicorn would definitely spread peace and goodwill towards men. See, I am insane hence why you need to get me to Southernfried so the first gift is the only one that matters… *long deep breath, drops mic*