Word submitted by @ThePBG of Dirty Pretty Thangs!

As you all know I am a big ol’ nerd. The biggest part of my “nerddom” is my love of words and reading. I thought it would be fun every day that (Monday-Friday) we should learn a new word or brush up on some old vocabulary we may have forgotten. I will present a word with its definition, then we will try to write the silliest most ridiculous sentences you can come up with. Foolishness and learning are a match made in hell heaven. Some days I may even write a silly haiku with the words. Please join in, I promise it will be loads of fun. So all my fellow nerds and clowns enjoy today’s word, by the way it doesn’t have to be silly…

mer·e·tri·cious

[mer-i-trish-uhs]
–adjective

1. alluring by a show of flashy or vulgar attractions; tawdry.
2. based on pretense, deception, or insincerity.
3. pertaining to or characteristic of a prostitute.

Anyone who does not appreciate the awesomeness of Thai food is an unsavory and meretricious individual.

my haiku:

for some good Thai food

I’d do meretricious things

well… allegedly