Hello, my name is Alise and you might remember me from the What’s Going Down episode of All Care Bears EVERYTHING, I think I have said before that someone needs to remove Photoshop from my computer. I was unemployed bored today and started thinking of Care Bears I would love to create. I just feel I need to ruin chidhoods by showing you which Care Bears would be my crew. Humor me and play along. *nervous giggle*
Wu Tang Care Bear. Yes, you read that correctly. This bear not only bombs atomically but it is also for the kids. Why is he for the kids? Because ODB Care Bear said so.
Red Velvet Care Bear doesn't only make cakes and cupcakes for needy, sad children, and greedy grownups like myself. This dynamic bear also does hoodrat things with his friends and makes a mean pot of collard greens.
Cold Beer Care Bear is the most festive and laid back of the crew. He is at every party with top shelf liquors and fine beers. This highly intelligent and degenerate bear is classy. He don't play that malt liquor and bottom of the barrel liquor game. He makes me happy and drunk, the two best things ever. Ever.
Every crew needs a thug, sometimes hoodrat things with your friends gets out of control and you need someone to get physical. Thug Life Care Bear is always aware and on his P's and Q's and sometimes R's. He also was a calm bear "before he got that Thug Life tatted on his chest," he has shed so many tears. You never know when you need 2Pac lyric for any situation. You just never know. Make like a Boy Scout and be prepared.
