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Dumbest Tweets… Literally: Part 2

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(Shouts to @LuvvieIg)

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As you may well know, I am quite a Twitter addict. It brings me joy to interact with some of the funniest and most intelligent folks on the Internet, ummmmm, however, just like the real world, ignorance rears its ugly head. You just can’t escape it. My dear friend Luvvie chronicles these dumb tweets on her Tumblr blog, “Dumbest. Tweets. Ever.” She features the purely rude butchering of my beloved English language. One of her regular posts on this blog is an overview of all the butchered idioms and phrases. I thought it would be lovely to show my literal interpretation via Photoshop of some of these. Enjoy and make sure to visit the “Dumbest. Tweets. Ever.” blog early and often! LEGGO (my Eggo)!  Welcome to Part 2!

Someone tweeted this: #FlamingYoungs in a lame attempt at spelling “Filet Mignon,” I can’t make this stuff up.  No really, I can’t.

#flamingyoungs dumbest tweets

These children sure love their fire!

 

The next ignorance is #DefenseMagnesium posing as “Defense Mechanism.”  This makes me sad.

defense magnesium #defensemagnesium dumbest tweets

The periodic table will defend itself at all costs!

Last, and possibly least is the infamous #AtomsApple impersonating “Adam’s Apple.”  Grammatical identify theft.  This must stop!

atoms apple Adam's Apple dumbest tweets

Wonder if I split this atom will it cause an explosion of apple sauce. I need answers!!!

 

As Luvvie continues to post more ridiculous Twitter hashtags, I will continue to post literal interpretations.  If there is one you would like to see, let me know!  I am always down for foolishness, but you already knew that!

 

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Dumbest Tweets… Literally.

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(Shouts to @LuvvieIg)

As you may well know, I am very much a Twitter addict.  It brings me joy to interact with some of the funniest and most intelligent folks n the Internet.  However, just like the real world, ignorance rears its ugly head.  You just can’t escape it.  My dear friend Luvvie chronicles these dumb tweets on her Tumblr blog, “Dumbest. Tweets. Ever.”  She features the purely rude butchering of my beloved English language.  One of her regular posts on this blog is an overview of all the butchered idioms and phrases.  I thought it would be lovely to show my literal interpretation via Photoshop of some of these.  Enjoy and make sure to visit the “Dumbest. Tweets. Ever.” blog early and often!  LEGGO (my Eggo)!

 

Someone tweeted this: #SequenceDresses, apparently they were trying to say “Sequin Dresses.”  But maybe they meant this:

 

sequence dresses

Apparently they wanted their dresses kept in order. This HAS to be what they meant.

 

Oh yeah, it gets worse.  Another tweet was: #Highgean, (also featured here), allegedly they meant hygiene, but I think possibly it could have been intended to mean this:

 

highgean

Sometimes that gean is so high that you can't reach it, you can just look at it...

Guess what?  It gets even worse than that!  In fact his tweet made me simultaneously laugh and weep.  Here it goes: #LackToastAndTallerAnts .  You give up on what that it is???  Lactose Intolerance… *deep sigh*  I think they maybe were trying to describe this scene:

It is a shame that mutant ants can't have toast to go with their coffee in the morning. That tweeter was just upset about this. Right? No. Oh.

 

 

As Luvvie continues to post more ridiculous Twitter hashtags, I will continue to post literal interpretations.  If there is one you would like to see, let me know!  I am always down for foolishness, but you already knew that!