Physics, Alise and Cheekie style!

I was perusing my poems and some Cheekie chats and discovered I make a lot of physics references.  Now, I am not saying they are correct or sense-filled references, but references nonetheless.  Just wanted to share some random physics-minded things with you.  Enjoy:

I am a ball of nonsensical energy and foolish reactions, kinda like the sun of fun. Oooh, that rhymed.

This is where I discuss the concept of foolishness inertia, it makes total sense.  Ok, it makes sense in my #CircusOlay (Cirque du Soleil) of of a brain.

Alise: he is all mushy and romantic
i aint, lol
i am a big ball of goofy and silly energy
pinchmycheekie: goofy and silly energy is where it’s at
i learned that in physics
Alise: An absurd thought in motion continues in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an outside force…. or a hater.
Newton.
(I am such a dork)
pinchmycheekie: cackles
Alise: Foolishness Inertia. Getchu a piece. It tastes like chicken
pinchmycheekie: of course it does

This poem touches on some lovely physics as well.  Yes, Lovely Physics 101 was offered at my univeristy.  It’s like regular physics but fancier and more stylish.   Don’t be jealous:

In Lovely Physics 101 we wear fancy and nerdy tee shirts like this, because we are, ummmm.... fancy and nerdy...

my heart is on the floor
i wish someone could extract the gravity out of it
and transfer it to my feet
so i can finally stand
on solid ground
and maybe motivation
instead of  inertia
can keep me moving
past the pain
and I can take a step
forward
away
from you.

Then of course I have a couple irreverent haiku dedicated to none other than Isaac Newton…

Issac Newton: Don't act like his hair ain't luxurious when you know that it is!

i will not fall down

so i say f*ck gravity

inertia’s better

______________________________

f*ck Isaac Newton

“discovered” the obvious

just like a damn man

Good times with physics, y’all know I love a theme!