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Dumbest Tweets… Literally: Part 2

(Shouts to @LuvvieIg)

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As you may well know, I am quite a Twitter addict. It brings me joy to interact with some of the funniest and most intelligent folks on the Internet, ummmmm, however, just like the real world, ignorance rears its ugly head. You just can’t escape it. My dear friend Luvvie chronicles these dumb tweets on her Tumblr blog, “Dumbest. Tweets. Ever.” She features the purely rude butchering of my beloved English language. One of her regular posts on this blog is an overview of all the butchered idioms and phrases. I thought it would be lovely to show my literal interpretation via Photoshop of some of these. Enjoy and make sure to visit the “Dumbest. Tweets. Ever.” blog early and often! LEGGO (my Eggo)!  Welcome to Part 2!

Someone tweeted this: #FlamingYoungs in a lame attempt at spelling “Filet Mignon,” I can’t make this stuff up.  No really, I can’t.

#flamingyoungs dumbest tweets

These children sure love their fire!

 

The next ignorance is #DefenseMagnesium posing as “Defense Mechanism.”  This makes me sad.

defense magnesium #defensemagnesium dumbest tweets

The periodic table will defend itself at all costs!

Last, and possibly least is the infamous #AtomsApple impersonating “Adam’s Apple.”  Grammatical identify theft.  This must stop!

atoms apple Adam's Apple dumbest tweets

Wonder if I split this atom will it cause an explosion of apple sauce. I need answers!!!

 

As Luvvie continues to post more ridiculous Twitter hashtags, I will continue to post literal interpretations.  If there is one you would like to see, let me know!  I am always down for foolishness, but you already knew that!