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Bring in “Today” with Brandelyn Castine

Brandelyn Castine!

My buddy! (With her Simba hair,lol)

I can’t even begin to tell you the love and respect I have for my friend who will bless my blog with a guest poem today.  She goes my the alleged name of Brandelyn Castine and she is a fantastic poet, author, (published… fancy, huh?)and friend.  I really wanted to feature a poem by her to help celebrate National Poetry Month and to give her a little extra excited energy since she is releasing a new book very very soon!  To learn more about this amazing human being visit her website.   Here is her poem:

picture of a calendar

not yesterday. not tomorrow. but today.

Today

Today i am immune to negativity
Immune to the concept that laughter is a foreign language
And joy can only be shaken forward through a forbidden tongue
Today i embrace the wind
The fragrance captured in the leaves
The orange tanginess of lemon drops
The moments smoky with soft kisses and stolen glances
Today i embrace the questions
And challenge the doubts
My head aches from over thinking the lines and rhythms and confines of this poem
Keeping me tucked away from the issues and shades of gray
Today over thinking is a mystery
And my hips are exactly the shape and size they should be
Because today, finally, i am walking in the fullness and liberty of joy
Yes today is my day
And i choose to believe
That i can fight and wrestle for my sunshine
And win
That i can catch it with both hands
Slide it into a quiet place
And sing sweet soft lullabies
Reminding it that happiness is ours
And we can play in this world we have created
For as long as we choose
Because in the land of today
The hands of the clock rest on satisfied and content
The breezes taste like cinnamon
And we lay here
Silently basking in this feeling
that goodness is real
And the moments that are being strung together
Will be captured on a canvas
Colors melting into the definition of
Today

 

All Birds NOTHING!

Do I know why the caged birds sing?  I have several theories:

* Subterfuge for its creepiness

* Facade for its evilness

* Trying to call his creepy, evil cousins on the outside to come and get him out.

All of this makes sense.  Why?  Because birds are evil.   Yes, birds.  Er’ last one of them.  Okay, except for the ones I eat.  So I do apologize chickens, Cornish Hens, and turkeys.    But besides them, I can’t deal with birds of any kind.

The Birds movie poster

How can this not scare you?

Blame it on Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”, sh*t, you can blame it on the rain, or even blame it  on the boogie. The creatures just ain’t right.  Trust me, I know these things.  I even have a delusional friend, who’s name I won’t mention (but she is part of the blog Gimme That Glow and her name starts with an O and ends in -dara o_0 ) , who is obsessed with owls.  Sigh, yes, creepy wise-ass owls.  She torments me by sending me links to owl pictures on twitter.  So now I call her OwlDara…  she is so weird.  Any-hoot. <–see what I did there?

owl

I feel like he is looking in my soul... *shivers*

However,I do have a friend that shares my bird insensibility Just take all of this in… a conversation with my very good buddy and penpal Brandelyn of BeeNCee.com:

me: by the way… i don’t like birds, they are scary, unless they are like parrots or parakeets in a cage

Brandelyn: i mean, i adore hummingbirds, but from a distance
oh i despise birds
for real for real
me: The movie The Birds scarred me for life
I am truly frigthened
Brandelyn: OMG!!!!!!!!!
ME TOOOOOOOOOOO
Alfred was RUDE for that!
me: yassss!
oooh and if I see any bird that is black….
I about fall out
Brandelyn: Dude!!!
me: it is so bad
Brandelyn:  Hummingbirds are all i can stand
and they are barely birds
because they are about an inch big
me: they are butterflies with beaks, lol
hummingbird

butterflies with beaks...

Brandelyn: BWAHAHAHAHHA!
Have I told you how much I love you?
hilarious!
Butteflies with beaks my nig?
Done
Oh and geese, and how rude they are
me: sigh, geese
Brandelyn: those jokers walk HELLA slow, looking at you all out of the side of their eyes and wanna hiss at you cause you’re trying to get past them
me: ok!
Brandelyn: cause they want to meander all down the sidewalk
stopping traffic
and they can’t even fly good
wanna fly all low to the ground
just walk foo!
i can’t stand them!
geese

Public Enemy #1, 2, AND 3

me: LOL!  Tell me how you really feel
Brandelyn: and then they ROLL HELLA DEEP!
like 30 of them, so if one of them hisses at you you can’t really retaliate or jerk forward to try to punk them cause they got like 30 of their boys all looking at you out of the side of their eye
pigeon and dove

This is what it sounds like when pigeons cry.... (Prince remix)

me: and don’t get me started on sea gulls… and pigeons
Brandelyn: and Im with you on the pigeon thing
those are the dingiest birds in the world!
me: and why do folks love doves… they are pigeons too
it is a white pigeon
Brandelyn: Its cause they’re white
all white
me: ahhhhh
Brandelyn: and only white people really like them
me: *pulls out Autobigraphy of Malcom X*
Brandelyn: or black people who were raised thinking they were white, how many negros have you seen messing with some doves?  besides the candy?
I apologize for my rants
birds and smart cars really set me off
I can’t stand either of them
Good times on GChat…  Do you like birds and what animals freak you out?