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Excellent GChat Adventure

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I have come to the conclusion that the friendship between myself and Cheekie is probably an endangerment to my overall common sense and mental health.  Don’t be sad though, alcohol is that same endangerment and I’m not quitting that either.  So have no fear we will continue to have more foolish chats and general foolery here for your enjoyment and probably ridicule.  I am secure in my goofiness.  Enjoy!

 

 

Mos Def Umi Says

"Umi Says" Great game and record for kids of all ages.

 

me: when i have my kids I am never having I am gonna teach them to play “Umi Says” instead of “Simon Says”

Because I don’t now Simon, and frankly I don’t trust him

Cheekie: alise? bye.

 

zach morris phone

Habitual wall-breaker, he'll even call you while busting through the 4th wall.

 

Cheekie: why is tomorrow Monday? who pulled this turrible prank?!

me: Zach Morris

Cheekie: of course

and he probably broke the 4th wall whilst doing it

what a jackass

me: he is a habitual wallbreaker

Cheekie: smh

he probably served so much time for it

he probably had to face the wall too

sweet justice

me: justice is sugary

Cheekie: ol diabeetus justice

me: candy coated justice

Cheekie: is that why we get cavities?

justice?

me:  yes.

Cheekie: wow,   i am enlightened!

me: the more you know…

Cheekie: i’mma tell my dentist that next time i go for a checkup

me: and if they haul you off to the crazy hospital you will know why

albatross around neck

Latest fashion craze courtesy of the poem "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" : #BigAssAlbatross

me: imma get a big platinum chain of an albatross

#FightMe

Cheekie: WHAT??? lol

#BigAssAlbatross

me: yee ain’t know?

Cheekie: i didn’t

why am i the last to know?

me: i got your latepass on backorder

Cheekie: DAMN

cold as ice

me: tundra.

Cheekie: lol xactly

me: loxactly, is that like precise salmon?

Cheekie: yeah, bye

 

Yeah, I think we have an aversion to normal behavior and nice things. We’re okay with that. Happy Friday!