I have come to the conclusion that the friendship between myself and Cheekie is probably an endangerment to my overall common sense and mental health. Don’t be sad though, alcohol is that same endangerment and I’m not quitting that either. So have no fear we will continue to have more foolish chats and general foolery here for your enjoyment and probably ridicule. I am secure in my goofiness. Enjoy!
me: when i have my kids I am never having I am gonna teach them to play “Umi Says” instead of “Simon Says”
Because I don’t now Simon, and frankly I don’t trust him
Cheekie: alise? bye.
Cheekie: why is tomorrow Monday? who pulled this turrible prank?!
me: Zach Morris
Cheekie: of course
and he probably broke the 4th wall whilst doing it
what a jackass
me: he is a habitual wallbreaker
Cheekie: smh
he probably served so much time for it
he probably had to face the wall too
sweet justice
me: justice is sugary
Cheekie: ol diabeetus justice
me: candy coated justice
Cheekie: is that why we get cavities?
justice?
me: yes.
Cheekie: wow, i am enlightened!
me: the more you know…
Cheekie: i’mma tell my dentist that next time i go for a checkup
me: and if they haul you off to the crazy hospital you will know why
me: imma get a big platinum chain of an albatross
#FightMe
Cheekie: WHAT??? lol
#BigAssAlbatross
me: yee ain’t know?
Cheekie: i didn’t
why am i the last to know?
me: i got your latepass on backorder
Cheekie: DAMN
cold as ice
me: tundra.
Cheekie: lol xactly
me: loxactly, is that like precise salmon?
Cheekie: yeah, bye
Yeah, I think we have an aversion to normal behavior and nice things. We’re okay with that. Happy Friday!