Negative Nancy and Dumb Cheekie

Two Face Batman Beyond

I am multi-layered, say something about it!

 

Maybe I am Negative Nancy this week because I am seriosuly irritated with everything.  Today I am frustrated with a certain aspect of social media, particularly Twitter.  I am sick of people thinking you can only be one way.  Folks in these streets like “Eff a complex being!”  They have signs and everything, not really, but they #minuswell.   For example, today folks were talking about the alleged false separation story  of Will and Jada Smith, and were getting bashed about that because they weren’t talking abut Libya and other major news stories.  My immediate reaction:

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/NaturallyAlise/status/106043964997648384″]

 

So let me get this right, if I talk about gossip or doing hoodrat stuff with my friends I don’t care about the world.  Also, we can only talk about frivolous things that you deem acceptable.  Oh.

camron side eye gif

oh.

 

To other things let me tell you about this low IQ pal of mine named Cheekie, peep this conversation:

Cheekie: i’m done wif you

me: lies

roll the tube

stop being wasteful

Cheekie: i tell some semblance of the troof

me: if that helps you sleep at night

it that is what keeps your Circadian rhythms on beat

Cheekie: THOSE annoying things, and those mutant cicadas don’t know how to fly. brand new stranger bishes.

i wish i had a blog when they came here

me: aint nobody say nothing bout no cicadas

Cheekie: oh you said CIRcadian

facepalm

puts deep-rooted issues in backburner

me: LMAO!!!!  but i do share your disdain -_-

 

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/NaturallyAlise/status/105843224140189697″]

 

  Thanks for bearing with this schizophrenic post. No DSM IV.

3 thoughts on “Negative Nancy and Dumb Cheekie”

  1. UGH. See I was about to comment on how I SO agree with your frustration with folks who say, “Why you ain’t talmbout [insert important thing here that is mainly use for fronting anyway]” when you’re speaking of frivolous things as if they can’t happen concurrently. Jigga WHOM?! Girl, bye.

    But, I’m NOT gonna comment because you slandered (or libeled? I mean, it is written, not said… whatever) my name in the eStreets.

    But, since I already done typed it out, I minus well…

    Ugh, you win this round, Alice!!

  2. I hate when people shout about what everyone SHOULD be tweeting about. Bish, I use Twitter for entertainment, not to heal the world. Get off my back!

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