As you may know one of my best buddies in this urban wilderness known as the internet is the ever-foolish Cheekie of the super fun blog, Pinch My Cheekie.  She is my partner in crime/inspiration for  some of my shenanigans on this blog and on our group Tumblr blog See What They Had Said: Questionable Quotes.  Anyway, I said all this to say that I would like to celebrate the haiku that Cheekie blesses us with frequently from the Word of the Day series in honor of National Poetry Month and just because I want to.  Just like I ended that sentence with a preposition, because I can and I am a grammar thug.  Who wan’ test?  Wait, what was I talking about, oh yeah Cheekie’s haiku prowess!  Here are some of my faves:

High Priestess of haiku, word of the day, and shenanigans. #fact

Maiden Precious, who
gormandized that bucket of
chicken like a pro.

(word of the day: gormandize – to eat gluttonously or ravenously)

Libidinous girls
on “Maury” grow up to be
Black Friday’s Lil’ Kim.

(word of the day: libidinous – full of sexual lust; lustful; lewd; lascivious.)

Young, jejune fellas
approaching a lady does
not include, “Aye Guhl!”

(word of the day: jejune – Naive, simplistic, and superficial)

What if a chair was
fecund? To make little ones
for folks to have seats.

(word of the day: fecund – Producing or capable of producing an abundance of offspring or new growth; fertile.)

In the world of tunes,
“Face Down” by Prince is very
procumbent, ain’t it?

(word of the day: procumbent –  Lying face down; prone; prostrate)

How can you not love this chick???!!!  Easily? Oh. -_-