Cheekie is the "blah blah blah" of the chat world, I am the "etc...", yup I am the ellipsis too.

Chatopia is a magical land that is inhabited by myself and Cheekie where we nonsensically chat and meander through life alongside unicorns and bootleg Care Bears.    Yes, this makes sense, get into it.  Yeah, today I bring you another collection of noteworthy and idiotic chat conversations of me and the chatter who shall remain nameless except the fact that you know her name is Cheekie, minor details though.

Enjoy the ignorant chat adventure:

always relevant.

Cheekie: bingo!

me: bazinga!

Cheekie: pow!

me: no boom boom

Cheekie: why didn’t they never say “holy onomatopoeia batman!” what a waste

me: Cheekie, bye.

My chat status shows that I am playing “Call Me When You Get There,” by Corrine Bailey Rae

Cheekie: awww, corinne’s adorrabo self
i bet she smell like lilac and animated bunnies (i say animated because i’m sure real bunnies smell like sex and poop)

me: LOL

you just want to put her in your pocket

not literally bc that is kidnapping and freaky

creeeeeeepy...

me: so I may write a post about the bootleg a$$ stranger b!tch Smurf movie
Cheekie: LOL
me: you know, the hard hitting issues
Cheekie: why it look they copied and pasted the smurfs into cut-outs of Alvin and the chipmunks doe
it looks like the same movie
me: right!!!
claymation without the clay
this makes sense.
Cheekie: !!!
me: side note, I hate claymation
it is scary at me
freaked me out as a kid, I HATED the California Raisins
Cheekie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
actually yes THEY were scary. I loved Rudolph an’nem doe. But they did look like that Parkinson’s
me: not “THAT” Parkinson’s
Cheekie: *they had
HAHAHAHA
that was so a typo but it worked huh
me: ol accidentally funny self
Cheekie: pow!
I accidentally shot that by the way
no one was hurt
me: be careful
Cheekie: sigh.I shall.

Good times had by all.  But seriously does Claymation freak anyone else out?  Oh  it’s just me?  *evil glare*  Chat with me and let me know!