Naturally Alise

(Shouts to @LuvvieIg) As you may well know, I am very much a Twitter addict. It brings me joy to interact with some of the funniest and most intelligent folks n the internet. However, just like the real world, ignorance rears its ugl head. You just can’t excape it. My dear friend Luvvie chronicles these dumb tweets on her Tumblr blog, “Dumbest. Tweets. Ever.” She features the purely rude butchering of my beloved English language. One of her regular posts on this blog is an overview of all the butchered idioms and phrases. I thought it would be lovely to show my literal interpretation via Photoshop of some of these. Enjoy and make sure to visit the “Dumbest. Tweets. Ever.” blog early and often!

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I have had an interesting relationship with my glasses over the years. want to hear about it? Of course you do…..

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Some of the most profound advice doesn’t come from fancy experts with snazzy degrees on their well crafted office walls. I have disovered some very helpful tips for living from comedians, especially George Carlin. (RIP) Don’t believe me? Well, check this out:

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Yes, I hate the phone. Actually let me take that back, I hate TALKING on the phone.

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