Chats in the Key of Ratchet…

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actual transcript.

 

Haven’t posted any silly chats from my partner in crime/ratchetry/gchattery, Belinda,  (or blog post in general) in quite a while.  I know she feels neglected, kind of like her brain feels neglected of cells and sense.  I still love her though, but you are supposed to love thine enemies anyway, so it works.  That’s the way God and ‘nem designed it.  Or something.  Anyway, I am rambling, enjoy the silliness:

 

encylopedia brown book cover

definitely not brown...

me: Awesome sauce! … Which is just generic swagu, but tastes similar
Belinda: yeah generic swagu is a nice sub, specially for these hard times
me: I be thinking… I’m a great resource
Belinda: you’re like encyclopedia brown except you’re actually brown
me: Google brown
Belinda: YES, i’d totally read those books

 

adult footie pajamas

for indoors only.

me: I don’t trust folks who go outside in pajamas
I feel like they ain’t wash their ass
#random
Belinda: LMFAO, Bye Alice –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MngGyN8Q294

[Editor's Note: the video she sent me is below]

beating a dead horse

WHOOP DAT TRICK! wait.. what?

Belinda: agreed
asloth [Editor's note: once again for this corny reference : pet greed]
me: *dies*
Belinda: we are seriously beating this dead horse.
r.i.p., horse
me: better than beating a sloth doe
he already got it bad
Belinda: you ain’t never lied
well at least not today
yeah, beating a sloth is like beating a man when he’s down
me: but beating a man while down is better strategy
Belinda: it really is
it keeps things consistent
me: if only i used my powers for good
Belinda: it’s like “well… while you down there..”
 me: we aint shit
well more so you
Belinda: not one bit
we’re the antonym of shit
wait… ( ._.)
me: ol shit antithesis
they should’t give big words to ratchets like us

 

Don’t judge us, we are actually reasonable people.  Well I am anyway. Viva las chats.

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Author:Naturally Alise

The Afro you all know and love, Naturally Alise! I am a poet/spoken-word artist, blogger, internet addict, and web designer. I am a lover of all things silly and nerdy, but I am sure you figured that out! Enjoy the blog!

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7 Responses to “Chats in the Key of Ratchet…”

  1. January 25, 2012 at 9:24 am #

    why I fool with either of you, I’ll never know.

  2. Deanne Fort
    January 25, 2012 at 8:33 pm #

    I love the post you have here…LOL…I enjoyed reading it…

  3. January 26, 2012 at 11:39 am #

    Encyclopedia (Actually) Brown! I love how you always seem to remind me why I am sense-deficient. I love that I haychoo.

  4. Astrid Sanschagrin
    January 29, 2012 at 9:04 am #

    The exchange of wit and humor in the chat and the pictures seem amusing. I like the cartoon video since I love Family Guy. I also like the star wars action figure beats the horse. Well I hope that you’ll continue having fun with chats with your other site Belinda.

  5. January 30, 2012 at 4:59 pm #

    who let you people have interwebs?????

  6. Aldreda
    February 16, 2012 at 7:32 am #

    I think it’s be more interesting if this story will flows into e-comics. I love reading those funny and beautiful stories.

  7. Paula
    February 17, 2012 at 8:39 pm #

    Thank you for sharing this kind of story to us..I really appreciate this..

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