Chats, Rhymes, and Life

 

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...and so forth and such and what not, etc.

Belinda: *heart warms*
me: I imagined your heart in some Tupperware in the microwave on defrost
Belinda: HAHAHA me too!
me: That’s why we go together
Belinda: mmhmm chile
me: Peas and carrots swag
Belinda: tee hee!
wayment… i bet you’d say i was forrest gump
hmph

 

Yeah, me and Belinda (aka Cheekie the Great Mediocre)  go together.  I am a glutton for punishment… and pie. You miss us?  No?  Haters.  Anyway, with my new job situation and new website design jobs,  I haven’t been posting much, but I sure missed it.  So this will kick off my attempt to not be a stranger for  so long.  Speaking of missing foks:

Megaphone Protocol

Alise: I missed you.
Don’t tell nobody.
Step away from the megaphone
Belinda*places megaphone into pocket like only a looney tune-esque character could*
ditto
me: but their pocket would be in their fur….  even though they would take the fur off, so i guess it was technically clothes
Belinda: LOL true, i wonder if they ever wore mink coats in the winter or thought their shit was better?

Classy Greetings and Laughs

Belinda: how are you and shit?
me: Splendid and shit.you?
Belinda: shit and splendid, naturally (no… *points to you*)
me: Lmao
Le Mao
Lee meow
Lay mow
Belinda: HAHAHA
me: That is all
For now anyway
Belinda: how bout lei mao for the Hawaiians?

 

Circular Un-Logic

Belinda: figured i need some chill evening ratchet gchat time.i been too productive lately. o_O
me: LOL, need some sloth …   would you pet a pet greed or sloth?  (Editor’s Note: Click here to get the “pet greed” reference)
or is a pet greed all porcupiney?
would you just nod at it to show affection?
Belinda: yeah, i’d give it a thats whats up head nod. I’m too gangsta for anything else
me: and you boogie with it for obvious reasons, but dont blame it…. actually blame it, MJ said so
i am confused
Belinda: same

What???

 

Check out some vintage chat silliness  by clicking the pics below while I get my blogging life together.

chatting stick figures

"We Be Chatting"

 

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"Chatopia"

 

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"Chat Swagu"

 

Enjoy!  Happy Holidays!  Till we meet again…

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Author:Naturally Alise

The Afro you all know and love, Naturally Alise! I am a poet/spoken-word artist, blogger, internet addict, and web designer. I am a lover of all things silly and nerdy, but I am sure you figured that out! Enjoy the blog!

5 Responses to “Chats, Rhymes, and Life”

  1. December 12, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

    *puts a note that says “Belinda needs help” into the suggestion chatterbox*

    ( ._.)

  2. December 12, 2011 at 2:08 pm #

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    and people say i need to be separated from cheekie. NAWL, Alice, you need to!

    lawd!

    • December 12, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

      *wonders why I’M the common denominator in these two scenarios.* -_-

  3. Stephan Hilson
    December 18, 2011 at 1:49 am #

    This post reminds me of the bond I have with my close friend. We also shared some common point and views and laughed while reminiscing. It is good learn how close you and Belinda are. Thanks for sharing some of your interesting conversations with her.

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