Whichever stick figure is cooler is me. -_-
It has been a while since I have presented the ignorance of my “friend” Cheekie, aka Belinda, aka This Bish Here in our Gchats. I am always completely innocent and level headed in our chats, I don’t know why she carries on the way she does. My guess is lack adherence to home training. I’m tellign her Mom. I also lie sometimes. Sue me. Here goes some of our shenanigans:
pre-interview murders…
Smooth criminal, that's me, I know that is KAING MIKO, duh, I am just a deviant. Don't snitch.
Alise: i am killing time b4 my interview
Belinda: first degree murder
Alise: them hours was getting on my nerves, they had to go
#ThugLife
Belinda: HAHAHA
Alise: you are a silly silly gal
Belinda: allegedly
Alise: of course allegedly i am aware your lawyer isn’t present i watch Lawinawduh
Belinda: law & order soundbite
Alise: i was gonna do it but couldn’t think of what to call it
Where my homies? Creeping through the (neighbor)hood…
(for the lyrical reference: “Where My Homies” – Ill and Al Scratch)
I don't trust these or other puppets, except Muppets, because they have a budget. Someone believes enough in them to fund their vision. This makes sense.
me: BELINDA!!!Belinda: alice!me: hey.Belinda: hi neighborme: won’t you be my neighbor?*puts on sweater gangsterly*
I think Mr. Rogers was OCD
like who is that regimented with the changing of their sweater
ol ritual having ass
I bet he washed his hands excessively too
bet ya
RIP #doe.Belinda: *tosses over shoe into other hand like a real G*, which i thought was the coolest thing evah. i’mma tweet thatAnd of course she did tweet it. Predictable and she does Twiter wrong:
Belinda: he might’ve been OCDhe was also schizophrenic. King Friday an’nemme: i hated themthe voices that islow budgety ass puppet voicesBelinda: HAHAHAi used to think that king friday was the actual king of friday.
Heroes of the super persuasion...
What’s my name, fool?
Belinda: you know whats a dope name? mandy moonthat is somebody’s nameme: most alliteration names are coolBelinda: and THAT one sounds like she should be a superheromandy moon, she who battles the evil sun.me: why the sun evil?seems like the moon would be evilsince it is dark and coldBelinda: i’m going against the grainnot a grain of rice doe. i like that.me: why did i imagine you air fighting a field of wheatBelinda: _______________ (Editor’s Note: Belinda flatlined. She dead.)goodbye alice (Editor’s Note: She resurrected just to annoy me, selfish.)me: it’s plausibleBelinda: i bet gluten free folks do that all the time
Good times. I love my Belinda. Sometimes.
BTW, the stick figure that seems to be resting her arm on the invisible table seems to be cooler. As a cucumber. Which, is fine by me, because the other one is talking with her hands and I do… do that.
…
I’ve already spent too much time talmbout those stick persons. So…
YOU SEE THE SIDE EYE KING FRIDAY IS GIVING IN THAT PICTURE DOE?!!
I love you more than none of the time, too, Alice.
I still hate that you said:
That is friggin’ hilarious to me!
Y’all some goofs!
I miss Mr. Rogers. I honestly thought he lived in a house with a train (trolley? I dunno.) that went to Make Believe Land.
Then my parents had a long talk with me about the meaning of make believe.
*dreams crushed*
There is no Make Believe Land? GTFOH! *faints*