So Belinda Cheekie Jenkins sends me this picture:
Alise: LOL!!!
pinchmycheekie: best art class evah
Alise: seems legit
pinchmycheekie: accredited
Alise: remember those stamp pads that smelled all fruity?
pinchmycheekie: mmhmm!
Alise: like of a smiley face, stars and sh*t
that’s what they stamp your ‘ploma withpinchmycheekie:___________ (editor’s note: that is Belinda flatlining because she laughed so hard that her feeble ass died)
in fact, i used to hate those “teach you how to draw” ads in newspapers, but with that picture my hate is gone
and i hated them because i kept trying to draw the fish or clown or whatever sample picture they told you to draw that determined whether you got in the faux school or not
Alise: Sometimes it was a lttle turtle character
pinchmycheekie: yeah!
lookin like the comcast slowsys
which didn’t exist then
but still
point of referenceAlise: I low-key wanted to be in that school
pinchmycheekie: me too!!
but i couldn’t get it right
Alise: dreams of a defferred nature. no Langston.
pinchmycheekie: i tried so hard
*sobs*
*sits in armchair*
SO HARDAlise: we are a motley pitiful crew
Support the arts y’all.








Support the arts, indeed! We need VH1 in on this!!