All Tweets EVERYTHING!

twitter bird with afro

He ends all his tweets with #naturalhair

I miss The PBG‘s old series where she posted the funniest tweets from Twitter.  I looked forward to it every Friday to make my week complete and feel like I could  live on.  Yes, I am dramatic and extra, I thought that’s why y’all liked me.  I digress.  In remembrance of that awesome series I wanted to ever so often post my favorite tweets of the moment.  All of them won’t necesarily be funny, just interesting or clever.  Enjoy! (*cries in the car waiting for The PBG to bring back her series*)

 

Very relevant wisdom:

Look. If you're SO damb afraid of failure that you don't actually try for fear of failing then you're ACTUALLY afraid of success, too...
@Dart_Adams
Dart_Adams

 

seems legit:

Did you know that "Touré" translated from Medieval French means "thou shalt haveth a seat, Negrobird"? Trufax. Look it up. *sips chai*

 

See how folks be life Eff Logic!  I appreciate him stating this:

My favorite part is when people bring up other unrelated cases to undermine the reactions to this one, because thats "productive." @
@070180
Eddie Fundslow

 

Belinda, go sit down.

Question. Is there anything that DOES have to do with the price in tea in China?

 

Something in the milk ain’t clean…

Yall better genuflect, make salaat, chant, throw bones, cut a chicken's neck or something. Something is in the universe... it aint good
@purplepeace79
#TittyWhisperer

 

gratuitous ignorant Alise tweet:

@ "Honey Chile, Imma Get Yo Bills Right" coming in October, my self published money management guide.
@NaturallyAlise
Naturally Fro-Lise

 

hmmmm…:

I can only drink a gal of water a day in 24oz bottle increments. Looking at a gallon of water makes me give up. Theres a life lesson there.
@MeLaMachinko
Mela Tequila

 

WELP!!!

What Black women owe to Mary J. Blige?! Oh, HELL nawl! Really, Clutch?! (-__-) She owes me some new eardrums, with her anti-singing voice.
@MoreAndAgain
Cocky McSwagsalot

 

Happy Friday Y’all!

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Author:Naturally Alise

The Afro you all know and love, Naturally Alise! I am a poet/spoken-word artist, blogger, internet addict, and web designer. I am a lover of all things silly and nerdy, but I am sure you figured that out! Enjoy the blog!

One Response to “All Tweets EVERYTHING!”

  1. September 23, 2011 at 12:45 pm #

    Dart Adam’s tweet is some wisdom for that arse. For that Irish booty.

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