June 9, 2011 | 5 Comments

Chatty Cathies (Redux)

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transcript of me and Cheekie's chats.

I decided to make a part 2 to the fabulous Gchat adventures that my homie Cheekie and I share on the daily.   Make sure to check out the original  Chatty Cathies post.  Warning:  Foolishness abounds,  enter at your own risk.

 

I call this chat Wright On!

pinchmycheekie: yo, i just draked somethin stupid
yes drake is a verb
“i was busy but it made my day fly by. wright brothers.”

Alise: LOL!
that was rather Drakey indeed
and the fact you told me who lives in NC. First in flight.
full circle yo.

Wright Brothers

me and Cheekie last Halloween...

 

This is our in depth look at the deadly sins and pet ownership.  Real deep stuff:

Alise: would it be a sin to have a pet sloth
it is a deadly sin. sloth and all

pinchmycheekie: it’s a devilish creature
its entire life is sinful

Alise: you don’t see folks walking around with a pet Greed

pinchmycheekie: LOL

 

sloth hanging on a tree

pure sin hanging from a tree.

This chat is elegantly titled Senitivity and Sh*t.  Yeah, we are classy.

pinchmycheekie: he’s insensitive. he’s the antonym of ralph tresvant

basically… bobby brown

Alise: don’t be cruel

be a stone cold gentleman

which is an oxymoron

pinchmycheekie: it is!

ya know, i want to call someone who doesn’t know what an oxymoron is… an oxymoron

they will be tres insulted

Alise: a pimply idiot

pinchmycheekie: like… is that like… a clean moron? who is the oxy clean guy that is resting in peace

he’s involved

Alise: why do i talk to you?

pinchmycheekie: um….

Ralph Tresvant Sensitivity album cover

Patron saint of sensitivity.

 

This chat pretty much sums up everything we stand (and sit) for.

pinchmycheekie: why don’t we have sense?
like… i wanna go to costco and get wholesale sense
to last me

Alise: sense in bulk

pinchmycheekie: yes ma’am
and for a good price i bet
i bet sam’s will be cheaper too
walmart owned sense

Alise: LOL!!!
imma get some on ebay
a wholesale lot

pinchmycheekie: YES!
not touching that craigslist sense doe
i haven’t heard good things

Alise: nawl
better safe than sorry

 

Thanks for stopping by and sharing in our foolishness!

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5 Responses to “Chatty Cathies (Redux)”

  1. Reply
    Cheekie
    June 9, 2011 at 3:19 pm #

    I just read this shaking EVERY bit of my watermelon head (my sister’s description of my head, not mine).

  2. Reply
    L Boogie
    June 9, 2011 at 3:55 pm #

    Seriously ya’ll…

    I’m choking back laughter…with the pictures and the transcripts…I just…lawd.

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