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So me and my only friend under 18, Tee, have frequent conversations on Google Chat. Usually they start off pretty uninteresting, but somehow spiral into an abyss of foolishness. good times… It all started from an ignant exchange on twitter with some of my favorite buddies about the party on your palate called Simply Lemonade.
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So after this exchange Tee and I began to cut up:
Tee: I agree, because that lemonade is so good it should be illegal
me: yes indeedy!
Tee: Shoot, people would be losing their minds if simply orange/lemonade stopped making juice
me: me included!!!
Tee: I’d riot.
I’d be pulling off folks WIGS to get my fresh juice
me: I’d go to Simply Lemonade headquarters and do like $3 worth of damage in their lobby
Tee: lmfao. Cause I’d only break what I could afford to pay for.
Shoot, its a recession.
me: Ripping paper, lol
Tee: over use of staples
me: throwin paper clips in the air
Making it rain with paper clips, lol
Tee: Making coffee and using every sugar packet available
me: *DEAD*
Tee: Don’t lie. You know black people will use every sugar packet in sight if their sweet tea ain’t sweet
me: Eff yo creamer!
Tee: mhm. Lil Punk Coffee.
iont even drink coffee. but I’d drink some of theirs just to waste it.
I’d be licking envelopes.
WITH NO LETTERS INSIDE
me: ooooh, you gangsta
Tee: Mhm, Corporate America is bout to make me break out my THUG.
me: I would write with all the pens until they ran out
and just arbitrarily put Wite-Out on er’thing
Tee: We might have to stop soon. This list is getting pretty pricy
me: yeah, $5 is the limit
Tee: Maybe we ought to just go straight to the factory and take a couple of bottles.
me: that makes too much sense, there will be no logical protest
Tee: Mkay, well we could think up some elaborate plan.
We could use our amazing engrish skills to coax some Asian folks into teaching us how to be super ninjas.
me: log offa my gchat, lol
Tee: lmfao.
You know, I was a perfectly normal sense having child until that life altering night with you and luvvie.
me: lol
Tee: SMH. Ya’ll poisoning the youth.
me: yeah, me and Luvvie must be stopped
muhaaahaaaaaa
Tee: Well yah know I might just let ya’ll to criminals slide.
life without sense ain’t too bad.
me: it takes adjusting but you adapt
Tee: my transition was smooth. I think it was from all those years of my mamas foolishness.
me: part of your natural habitat
good times. See more exchanges with Tee and I here –> http://naturallyalise.com/blog/?tag=tee
I died a thousand deaths at this. Parched from traveling through the sand storm of life, you all have provided Simply Lemonade for my spirit with this lovely exchange.
I fear what schemes and machinations that young lady will loose upon the world one day… a glorious day of ignance it will be…
AND I’m happy to know that I am not alone in the ranks of those who have been unceremoniously evicted from Madame Fro’s gchat….
o_O
Sigh… I just… I am not even out of bed yet and my personal foolery levels have been exceeded… really? Make it rain with paper clips? Bye Alise…(on these hos)
**wholeheartedly agrees with everygotdamnthing mentioned**
I just broke my Simply Lemonade hymen this weekend with the Raspberry joint.
And I’m nobody’s lemonade drainker. I’d much rather some sweet tea than some sour lemons.
HOWandthenEVER…I’m OH FISH SHOW LAY a convert now. I’m slaingin’ birds on hood corners at this very moment so I can slide to the grocery store and get up ON IT.
Simply Lemonade: Will you wear my raing?