August 18, 2010 | 18 Comments

Lyrics, properly even…

One of my favorite people on this here wide world of webs, the appropriately named Awesomely Luvvie (@LuvvieIg on twitter), started the most awesome Twitter Trending Topics ever of “Proper Lyrics”.   The whole concept of Proper Lyrics is to take the most ignorant lyrics and express them in the King’s English, the more ridiculous the original song, the better…  I want to share  my contributions with you, my lovely blog readers, hope you get a few laughs… try one of your own too!

Do not to put faith in a woman with a sunny countenance and ample buttocks. Aforementioned female is unsavory. #ProperBBD
August 15, 2010 9:45 pm via Seesmic WebReplyRetweetFavorite
@NaturallyAlise
Ghost of Fro Past

“Never trust a big butt and a smile, that girl is poison…”

“Poison”, BBD

@TheDashMane Lady, you are gorgeous, could you please move your hind-parts in a backward motion? #ProperJuvenile
August 16, 2010 11:04 pm via Seesmic WebReplyRetweetFavorite
@NaturallyAlise
Ghost of Fro Past

“Girl you look good, won’t you back that A$$ up!”

“Back That Ass Up”, Juvenile

@OMFGitsChels I have never committed homiicide but I do not suggest provocation. Revenge is comprable to sexual intercourse. #ProperPac
August 16, 2010 12:42 am via Seesmic WebReplyRetweetFavorite
@NaturallyAlise
Ghost of Fro Past

“I ain’t a killa, but don’t push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pu$$y…”

“Hail Mary”, 2Pac

Gyrate you gluteus maximus, but take a self inventory. Display what it is you have to work with. #ProperMystikal
August 15, 2010 3:01 am via Seesmic WebReplyRetweetFavorite
@NaturallyAlise
Ghost of Fro Past

“Shake your A$$, but watch yourself, shake your A$$, show me what ya working with…”

“Shake Your A$$”, Mystikal

You must give Tyrone a call. Yes, phone him. And relay the message that you will need assistance getting your belongings. #ProperBadu
August 15, 2010 2:22 am via Seesmic WebReplyRetweetFavorite
@NaturallyAlise
Ghost of Fro Past

“You better call Tyrone… CALL HIM!  And tell him come on help you get your sh*t…”

“Tyrone”, Erykah Badu

Money controls everything in my vicinity. Procure the funds. Currency, currency, everyone.. #ProperWuTang
August 15, 2010 2:04 am via Seesmic WebReplyRetweetFavorite
@NaturallyAlise
Ghost of Fro Past

“Cash rules everything around me, CREAM, get the money, dollar dollar bill y’all!”

“C.R.E.A.M.”, Wu Tang Clan

I apologize Ms. Jackson. I am absolutely being truthful. I had no intention of making your offspring shed tears. #ProperOutkast
August 15, 2010 1:49 am via Seesmic WebReplyRetweetFavorite
@NaturallyAlise
Ghost of Fro Past

“Sorry Miss Jackson, I am for real, never meant to make your daughter cry…”

“Ms. Jackson”, Outkast

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The Afro you all know and love, Naturally Alise! I am a poet/spoken-word artist, blogger, internet addict, and web designer. I am a lover of all things silly and nerdy, but I am sure you figured that out! Enjoy the blog!
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18 Responses to “Lyrics, properly even…”

  1. Reply
    amymay
    August 18, 2010 at 11:21 pm #

    you’re not quite right… but I lubs ya!

  2. Reply
    Naturally Alise
    August 18, 2010 at 11:25 pm #

    I am ALL THE WAY right! Hmph!

  3. Reply
    I Am Your People
    August 19, 2010 at 2:43 am #

    Maidens, hoist your hands into the air. If a bachelor desires so, you will become his betrothed #ProperBeyonce

  4. Reply
    Tiera
    August 19, 2010 at 11:23 am #

    This just made my day ha ha ha

  5. Reply
    Cheekie
    August 19, 2010 at 12:52 pm #

    Yes, ma’am, this will definitely go down as one of my favorite #TTs. *daps Luvvie*

  6. Reply
    kween
    August 21, 2010 at 11:23 am #

    that’s funny.. :)

  7. Reply
    Clover
    August 29, 2011 at 9:29 am #

    Hahaha! Amazing! Got a clever mind here. Thanks to you, now I’m about to follow her too.

  8. Reply
    paulyn
    August 30, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    nice post..thanks for sharing..keep it up..:)

  9. Reply
    Cynthia
    September 14, 2011 at 9:05 am #

    I laughed aloud with your blog.. This is true..Thanks for the post!

  10. Reply
    urzella
    September 17, 2011 at 1:09 am #

    Way too slang girl, oh oh just can’t get through those words. yah tellin me to get ma pice and shit and glue it. urgh what’s that?
    Anyway that’s the new generation talkin to ya girl. LOL you really freakin funny!

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    Denise
    October 14, 2011 at 8:39 pm #

    great laugh thanks for sharing this,this is good to start our day is to laugh.

  12. Reply
    mayrath
    October 16, 2011 at 10:56 am #

    LOL way up for your gluteus maximus and gyrate it . Funny! you got your own freakin style girl. just keep on posting, keep singing and be right here listening to yah!

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    megatron06
    October 17, 2011 at 11:15 am #

    Nice blog! Thanks for sharing it. | :P

  14. Reply
    winwindrix
    October 18, 2011 at 12:42 pm #

    funny, i love this freaking style.

  15. Reply
    fab0506
    October 24, 2011 at 4:33 am #

    What great lyrics that you made it. Thanks for sharing. | :P

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    Jasie
    October 29, 2011 at 9:27 am #

    Cool! nice idea :) I feel alive right now lol :) Thanks for sharing..

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    Valdez
    November 12, 2011 at 8:39 am #

    Great concept, I gonna bookmark this right after this. Thanks a lot…

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