One of my favorite people on this here wide world of webs, the appropriately named Awesomely Luvvie (@LuvvieIg on twitter), started the most awesome Twitter Trending Topics ever of “Proper Lyrics”. The whole concept of Proper Lyrics is to take the most ignorant lyrics and express them in the King’s English, the more ridiculous the original song, the better… I want to share my contributions with you, my lovely blog readers, hope you get a few laughs… try one of your own too!
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“Never trust a big butt and a smile, that girl is poison…”
“Poison”, BBD
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“Girl you look good, won’t you back that A$$ up!”
“Back That Ass Up”, Juvenile
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“I ain’t a killa, but don’t push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pu$$y…”
“Hail Mary”, 2Pac
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“Shake your A$$, but watch yourself, shake your A$$, show me what ya working with…”
“Shake Your A$$”, Mystikal
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“You better call Tyrone… CALL HIM! And tell him come on help you get your sh*t…”
“Tyrone”, Erykah Badu
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“Cash rules everything around me, CREAM, get the money, dollar dollar bill y’all!”
“C.R.E.A.M.”, Wu Tang Clan
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“Sorry Miss Jackson, I am for real, never meant to make your daughter cry…”
“Ms. Jackson”, Outkast
you’re not quite right… but I lubs ya!
I am ALL THE WAY right! Hmph!
Maidens, hoist your hands into the air. If a bachelor desires so, you will become his betrothed #ProperBeyonce
Yesssssssss! That just gave me all types of LIFE!
This just made my day ha ha ha
Yes, ma’am, this will definitely go down as one of my favorite #TTs. *daps Luvvie*
that’s funny..
Hahaha! Amazing! Got a clever mind here. Thanks to you, now I’m about to follow her too.
nice post..thanks for sharing..keep it up..:)
I laughed aloud with your blog.. This is true..Thanks for the post!
Way too slang girl, oh oh just can’t get through those words. yah tellin me to get ma pice and shit and glue it. urgh what’s that?
Anyway that’s the new generation talkin to ya girl. LOL you really freakin funny!
great laugh thanks for sharing this,this is good to start our day is to laugh.
LOL way up for your gluteus maximus and gyrate it . Funny! you got your own freakin style girl. just keep on posting, keep singing and be right here listening to yah!
Nice blog! Thanks for sharing it. |
funny, i love this freaking style.
What great lyrics that you made it. Thanks for sharing. |
Cool! nice idea
I feel alive right now lol 
Thanks for sharing..
Great concept, I gonna bookmark this right after this. Thanks a lot…